Honor and Glory – they’re not just Mike’s brand new knuckle tattoos, they’re the subject of this 90s martial arts movie that’s so magically inept it borders on the surreal. It’s like a child’s finger painting of what a big 90s action movie should be, except with much less innocence and way more hair grease, unmotivated rage, and “dime-store pimps” involved in major nuclear arms deals. In short, we really love this movie.
The story, as far as we can tell: two sisters, one an FBI agent (played by martial arts World Champion Cynthia Rothrock), the other a news reporter, both of whom are really into kicking and punching — don’t worry, they go out of their way to clarify which sister is Honor and which one is Glory — are out to take down the villainous Jason Slade. Jason Slade is the richest, most
All that, and so much more to love. We didn’t even mention the hammock-jumping! Treat yourself right, sit back with Mike, Kevin, and Bill and savor the glory that is, well, Honor and Glory!
Conor Lastowka – Senior Writer
Sean Thomason – Senior Writer
Contributing Writers: Mike Schuster, Jason Miller, Molly Hodgdon and Joseph Scrimshaw